Not all Lunch Legends are built the same - they are creatures of diverse habit. Luncher KentCarmichael is no exception. For some, his failure to ever leave his desk for lunch has been cause for alarm. For him, it's all just part of this crazy game we call life. 

Why do you eat lunch?
Whoa, that’s deep. I thought this would just be a casual conversation about how sad my lunches are. 

That brings us to our next question, it’s been said that you’ve had the most #sadlunches. Why is your lunch game so sad?
Why is your face so sad?   

OK, so why do you always eat at your desk?
Some of my co-workers go on group lunches. But my partner and I prefer to eat at our desk and not talk to each other. I usually watch hulu like Bob’s Burgers or Jimmy Fallon clips. So ironically, when I eat my sad, are-you-going-to-die-alone lunch at my desk, it’s the happiest I am all day.   

Your Midwest regional rival, jesshanebury usually beats you. Why?
You better ask that bitch who had a lot to say to about me the other day in the press. Jess, what’s good?

If you could live the lunch life of any other Luncher, who would it be and why?
Luncher StephenDalton recently quit his high-paying job in Atlanta to focus on his lunch full time at his Mountain bungalow. So I wish I could live inside his skin for at least a week or two. 

If you could lunch with one person, past or present, who would that be, and what would you order?
I’ve always wanted to have lunch with Scarlett Johansson. I think if given the chance, she’d really like me. The real me, not just the me that she reads about in the press. I’d probably order a Chicken Caesar Salad to not look like a fatty. 

When the Beatles sang "All you need is lunch" what were they getting at?
Next question. 

That’s the last question.
Oh. That’s cool. I’m really busy.